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Willie hot water bottle

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Place pieces right sides together. Pin and stitch around the outer edge of the hot water bottle cover taking a 1cm seam allowance. Cut four 20cm lengths of narrow ribbon for the ties at the bottom of the water bottle cover. Neaten the lower edge of both water bottle cover pieces. Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes You know what your houseplants are crying out for? Dirty. Decorative. Dwarfs. When you’re ready to repot your plants into something more fitting (coming soon: the Firebox terracotta vagina), the magical eco-friendly cube will slowly decompose and turn into valuable coconut fibre fertiliser for the plant, enriched with all sorts of stuff that makes chillies fully erect big and handsome. These little guys aren’t into fishing, pushing wheelbarrows or perching whimsically on top of toadstools. One's smoking a spliff, one's got his ass out, one's relieving himself and another is flipping the bird – all of them are having a damn good time.

Import duties on a real living breathing spitting llama are through the roof these days, plus you have to wait for it to get through quarantine and all that nonsense

attributes: "-_--_--_--_--_--_--_-Best match-_-grid-_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_-No-_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_-1" After all, nothing calms the mind like raking patterns in soft sand, meticulously arranging four polished stones and attending to two tiny grass lawns. Seriously, get ready to totally fixate upon the Zen Garden and forget about all of your other troubles. Coming in at over 30cm in length and 20cm in width, there is plenty of warm willy to go around! Raise the temperature a few degrees in bed with this cheeky penis shaped hot water bottle! Party & Celebration. Featuring an acrylic wine ‘glass’ with a floating stem, the Vino2Go maintains an ideal temperature without condensation, while the silicone lid stops serious spills and pesky bugs from dive-bombing your booze. This simple craft project is so easy to recreate, and will keep you toasty and snug during the colder winter weather.

This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant. Press under a 2cm hem at the bottom of each cover piece and insert the ribbon ties under the hems, about 8cm apart. Pin and stitch the hem. Unfortunately times have a-changed and an original VW Camper Van now costs a small fortune! Not to mention that we're now all a bunch of day-dreaming squares working 9-5 for "the man". Ugh!

We've chosen a love heart motif – perfect for Valentine's day – but you can choose any pattern of your choice if you'd prefer. Keep for yourself to snuggle up next to in bed, or give as a gorgeous, thoughtful gift to someone special. You will need Willy Hot Water Bottle, keep warm with this adult novelty hot water bottle featuring a pair of balls and a willy! Vino2Go Portable Wine Glass The Vino2Go is a double-wall, insulated travel cup perfect for pool parties, picnics and anyone interested in imbibing on the move. He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy.

Looking for a new hot water bottle to cosy up with this winter or thinking of a cute Valentine's day gift? Our sewing pattern for a handmade hot water bottle cover made from snuggly fleece material is the perfect solution. This cuddly cosy heatable lap warmer will NEVER spit on or at you - not even in your general direction Penis Hot Water Bottle Chilly at night? Not got a hunk to keep your bed warm? We feel ya. Shiver no more, frigid friend. This hot water bottle will keep you willy toasty even in the coldest of temperatures. Cut out the heart shape from the bondaweb and press onto the reverse of cream fleece. Cut out the cream fleece around the bondaweb heart and iron it onto the centre of one hot-water bottle piece.

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